Friday, August 31, 2012

My Thoughts #6


Well, that's it. I'm not sure what he was up to between that last entry and when he gave the notebook to me. He was looking normal enough when he gave me the notebook. But.

I don't think I'm going to do any more research into this. Matt went crazy, end of story. I don't need to know anything besides that. I'm out.

June 1, 2012


Moments of lucidity come less and less. I don't think I can write anymore. I'm going to find someplace to store this, someplace to hide it, where the shepherd will not find it. I need to find some way of putting it out there, some way of offering warning.

There's a rubik's cube in my backpack. I don't know everything the shepherd knows, but I know the cube must be delivered. I know I must offer others to the Cube. I must lead others to the Unanswerable Question. It's too late for me.

Entry #z


I have shown my loyalty, offered proof of my conviction, and removed all that stood before me and it.

I have been given duty, I have been made strong. No rest for the wicked, but I am not wicked. I am the shepherd.

Entry #y


It taught me how to beg, how to scream, how to offer myself as a worthless offering and be reborn as a shepherd. It showed me how the pieces fell together and how they fall apart.

The eyes are a weakness. Fingers alone can claw them open, pry them to eternal sight and then eternal darkness with a plunge of thumbs into squishy jelly

squish
squish

lop, both are gone, obliterated with a moment's attention.

A thin blade can sever the cords, break the weak spots, shatter the strength, leave him with no leg to stand on. No leg. It is a joke, you see?

And then the throat, so much blood pumping through the neck, and the skin so soft, so tender, so sweet beneath tongue and lip and teeth. Tear it out like a savage or cut it like a civilized man, the blood flows all the same. The blood is my offering!

Abel offered blood and God rebuked Cain! Cain offered blood and God rebuked Cain!

He was Cain, older brother, betrayer, denier of our God's true vision. I am Abel and I am shepherd and he is sheep.

Entry #x


Her blood is blood rich and steaming and bright in the sun. Her lips are crushed velvet as I pin her down and hear her scream. He took from me, I take from him, and balance is restored, but the sweetness of the taking is so bright and sharp and it sings from the night.

March 4, 2012


My head hurts all the time. Can't sleep, can barely eat. If I try to stomach more than a few bites, I vomit it up almost immediately. I see the cube everywhere. I know it's not real. It can't be real. It changes even as I see it. It spins along some axis, fourth-dimensional, and it changes what it shows me.

I keep up with my classes. Barely. Barely.

I don't want to do this anymore.

Thursday, August 30, 2012

My Thoughts #5


I'm not sure what's up with that last entry. All of the rest of them have dates, for this one he just scrawled “THE UNANSWERABLE QUESTION” like that, in all caps, and covered up nearly half of a page. The rest of the page was just the word why repeated over and over again.

I drove down to campus today, managed to talk with some of the orientation counselors. I was only able to find one that knew Greg, but according to him, he just up and left last semester. I don't know what's up with that, but I don't think I should dig too much.

THE UNANSWERABLE QUESTION


why
why
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February 8, 2012


I've tried this thing from every angle I can think of. I suppose I should write down some description, even if it won't help. If I had a camera, I'd take a picture. But... I'm not sure a picture would really help.

It's a cube. About a foot along each edge, but made up cubes. Five along each edge, so a total of 125. And each of them has a symbol writ upon each face. I've looked over all of them, and I haven't been able to pick out any that are distinct. So that's 750 symbols. And I have no idea where each one is supposed to go. I don't know what it means.

I don't know what to do.

But I have to try.

January 30, 2012


New puzzle. This one. I don't

I don't think

It can't. It can't be solved.

There's no way. There's no damn way.

January 25, 2012


The cipher unlocked. Makes sense. Base 26.

It was a youtube video, the three symbols at the start were the clue for me. I went to it, once I finished and

Private video, unlisted. When I reloaded, after watching it once, it was gone.

There was the same room as before, empty save for the table and the cube. But there was a door at the back. A door I hadn't seen before. I saw a figure move forward from behind the camera? and head to the door. He pushed it open and it was a room. A dorm room. Hard to say whose it was, since there was only the original furnishing. Blank of anyone's touch. But I think it was mine.

He left a rubik's cube on my desk and I saw him as he walked back through the door, back into the room, to supplicate himself before the cube. Greg.

The screen goes black and words upon the blackness. “Here your story began. He led you into darkness.”

“You shall be shepherd or you shall be made sheep fit for the offering to the profane.”

January 23, 2012


Back to school. New puzzle. String of numbers and letters, seven in length, with a ?l= at the beginning. I think I have an idea of what it means, but I'm going to take my time. I don't want to think what would happen to me if I end up fucking it up.

January 18, 2012


I go back to school next Monday, but I finally finished my work. The cipher was so simple, once everything fell away, once I stopped trying to apprehend the matter on the surface, once I peeled back the surface and gazed into what lingers beneath.

Fermat's Last Theorem. That's it. That's all that it wanted. It makes me want to laugh.

December 31, 2011


Fireworks going on outside. It's hard to believe that it's almost 2012. It's less hard to believe that I'm spending New Year's Eve by myself. I don't have any real friends, just people I used to hang out with. And these days, with my work laying on my head, I can't put the effort in to make small talk and deal with their humdrum bullshit.

I think I'm starting to make some headway, though. There's a cipher here, it's not just a matter of solving the equations, it's a matter of understanding the equations, breaking them down, gazing into their interlocking parts and tearing them to pieces. Revelation will come. I will dream.

December 20, 2011


Things have been quiet. The dreams have gotten better, my sleep schedule is a bit more regular. I've even put on a bit more weight. Working helps. It's better than just ignoring it, just hiding and running. Facing the challenge, even though I'm only slowly making my way forward, helps.

The semester's over, though. I'm glad my classes weren't any harder, otherwise I would have had some trouble, considering everything else that was going on. Looks like I'll be pulling a B average, thanks to my improvements at the end of the semester.

Not looking forward to going home. Nothing there for me. A public library can't compare to an academic one, but all I can do is keep trying to make progress. Google will help.

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

My Thoughts #4


I'm beginning to think Matt was into some crazy shit. I do remember hearing about him passing out in the middle of class, but I didn't think anything about it at the time. It just seemed like another creep thing to do. I thought he was staying up all night so he could jerk, you know?

But this. I don't know. Maybe he was crazy. Maybe he is crazy. Or maybe it's real. I feel like I should keep my eyes open for this Greg guy, when I go back. I might be able to get something out of him.

November 24, 2011


I didn't even realize today was Thanksgiving. I haven't been answering my phone, and time seems to have relatively little meaning. The days just pass one into the other.

Fortunately, the faculty cafeteria was open for everyone who didn't have any place to go today, so I was able to get some food in me, between my excursions to the library.

An upperclassman sat at my table while I was trying to shovel in dinner and get back to work. A tentative pattern was starting to emerge. I didn't recognize him at first, but after a moment I came to realize that he was another one of the orientation counselors. “Greg,” he introduced himself.

I stared at him blankly. Perhaps he recognized me from orientation and thought I could use a little pep talk, having spent Thanksgiving alone.

But he continued, “Have you gotten to the unanswerable question yet?”

My stare became distinctly less blank, more shocked, but I couldn't muster words. How long had it been since I last said anything?

“Well, I don't think you have yet. It likes to play games, but it doesn't ramp the difficulty up too high, not too quickly at least. I'm sure what you have is quite the stumper though, you look positively out of sorts.”

I finally managed to find words then, “How do I make it stop?”

He laughed. A honest to goodness belly laugh, people looked at us, before he said, “It doesn't stop. It never stops. Eventually you fail or you give up. Or you reach the unanswerable question and you can no longer fail. You can live like you are right now, or you can surrender.”

I fell silent then. Nothing to say. No more words left in me. Just a hollowness, the realization that I was running so hard and for no reason. Greg laughed again and left. I picked at my food in silence.

November 23, 2011


I've managed to figure out enough to discover how to properly input the various symbols into an google search. I can't say I've discovered much beyond that, though.

Except that the equations have something to do with quantum mechanics. Which means there is a whole new set of knowledge I will have to acquire, in order to even begin to parse this puzzle. And yet And everywhere I look, the numbers and the letters and the symbology of my day to day life twist themselves, falling into the order of the equations, trying to cram themselves into the shape of the puzzle.

And the dreams don't stop. The cube with a thousand faces oscillates and I know its contempt. Kara screams and I know she failed. I know what happens we fail. When we all fail. All I can do it struggle to keep upright, but everything is sinking beneath me.

November 20, 2011


The pills definitely put me to sleep, there's little denying that. I just wake up more tired than when I was before I went to bed. And of course it can't keep me from thinking about the puzzle. That damn puzzle.

I broke down and looked at it, all of it. It's nothing but gibberish. Numbers and letters and symbols. I don't have the math to even begin to grasp this. Once again, I'm back at square one. I suppose I can go to the library, start googling the equations, see if anything comes up.

November 15, 2011


I passed out in the middle of the day. I haven't been able to sleep since I saw the puzzle. Even the tiniest glimpse began to play upon my thoughts, consume my brain, leave me nothing but the contemplation.

Looking away doesn't help. I have no choice but to gaze unto the madness, deep and hard into that abyss and try to navigate my way out.

The doctor has given me some sleeping pills. Maybe they'll help.

November 7, 2011


The puzzle was back. I think it was the same one. Can't be sure.

I didn't mean to look, I didn't know what it was. But I caught a glimpse. It was mostly numbers and equations. I didn't understand them in the slightest. I'm going to just put it from my mind.

November 1, 2011


Slept the whole night, ended up missing all of my morning classes, including a test in chem. I'll talk to my professor, he seems pretty relaxed. I should be able to make it up, if I come up with a good enough explanation.

Looking in the mirror, I've definitely gotten a lot paler, lost some weight. The bags under my eyes aren't quite as dark as they were yesterday, but I should be able to get away with the “I was really sick” excuse. I look the part.

October 31, 2011


Halloween. Slutty girls in slutty costumes, people trying to prank each other into jumps and frights, but succeeding only in half-hearted laughter. There's not even candy these days, that little sugar rush to keep one going through the forced festivities. There's days when I feel like I'm the only one with eyes open, that everyone else is just stumbling through a life that is blissfully ignorant to the rolling wheels of destiny, upon which we are all bound.

I threw away the puzzle. Didn't even look at it.

October 26, 2011


I

I solved it.

I don't know why. I solved it. “You cannot fail. You cannot escape. You can only succeed. Or you will be mine.”


God help me.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

My Thoughts #3


I didn't have any work today, so I was able to get started on this pretty early. But after that last post, I wasn't sure if I wanted to keep on with this. I mean, Matt paid me $200 bucks, but that's some pretty seriously weird shit right there.

I guess I don't really have a choice, though. If this really had happened to the guy, the least I can do is keep with his wishes. Again, might post against later tonight. We'll see.

October 20, 2011


Still can't sleep. Not even dreams this time, just... can't sleep.

I keep looking to the puzzle, and there's this itch in the back of my brain. This scratching on the inside of my skull. I need to solve it. I have to solve it. There's no release without the victory. I know I can do it. Just staring at the words, I can feel them start to resolve in my mind, falling into place. But I can't. I just

I've been spending a lot of time online lately. Not much else to do in the middle of the night.

There's a lot of stories out there. Some of them are similar to my own, but none fit quite right. And I have no idea who is making things up and who is actually going through this. This is real, but I don't know if I'm alone.

Survivor's guilt

That's the best guess I can come across. The puzzle. Not this one, the one before.

There was a USB drive on my desk. I plugged it in, and there was just a movie. About five minutes long. Not much to it. Mostly blackness. With the occasional flash of an image. I couldn't tell if it was a still. It last for a second or two each time. Not estimating. Sometimes it lasted a second. Sometimes two. The gap was fairly regular. Either three seconds or six.

It was too exact, too regular. So, I took it apart in windows movie maker. I couldn't look at the stills. I wouldn't let myself. My eyes would just slide over it.

But I did the math. It worked out pretty well. Morse code. Went online, translated the code into normal text. It was an URL. I went to it. I wish I hadn't.

There was another movie. I feel sick just thinking about it. The stills were taken from this one, and showed the narrative. The whole piece flowing together seamlessly.

Kara's dead. I know it for sure.

It was a basement, poorly lit, just a single bulb hanging from the ceiling, swaying slightly like the metronome to a dirge. The walls were grey and brown and rusted despite there being no touch of metal. There was a wooden table in the middle of the room, and on that table was a cube. It looked to be about a meter long on every edge, and the faces were carved with some intricate pattern that I couldn't hope to replicate.

Kara was thrust forward, from behind the camera. She was trembling, face covered in dirt, cuts along her arms. She approached the cube and put her hands on it and

And

I don't know how it happened, but it was like her skin started to unravel from her body. Blood began to ooze out everywhere. She was frozen still and before her face became unrecognizable, I could only see this open-eyed look of pure despair locked onto her.

Then the cube rose. And it began to revolve, turn slowly, the blood flowed into it, and it span and then it has a thousand faces- a million faces and each was screaming, I could hear them wailing, the agony reverberated in my bones. I tried to look away, but there was only the cube, sections moving independently, the cube of a thousand faces.

And then its eyes, or things like eyes, portals into something, gazing into me, burrowing into my weakness. It whispered, “Behold the consequences of failure.”

I jerked my head back from the sight and the sound, as the whirling cube consumed what was left of Kara.

October 17, 2011


I think I'm free. I didn't solve this puzzle, I just walked away from it. Didn't even try to offer a answer. No new one today. I can just forget about all of this.

It's something a relief, really. The pressure has been getting to me, I've not been sleeping well at all, just worrying about what would happen to me.

October 12, 2011


Got a call from Kara's parents today. They don't know where she is, but they've been calling all the numbers in her contact list. Most of her stuff wasn't touched. Guess she didn't bring her phone with her.


I think I know what might have happened to her. But it's getting hard to think about anything besides this anagram.

I don't want to think about it. I don't wan

October 9, 2011


I don't want to do this anymore.

October 1, 2011


I can't believe I didn't see it before now. I should probably have been paying more attention in class. Who would have thought that the answer would have come from one of those dull text books and the duller lectures?

Electron shells. That's what the patterns reminded me of, and it finally clicked last night. Came to me in a dream, I guess. The pictures were diagrams of atoms, and once I double-checked everything, I came up with this list of what elements they represent:

Yttrium
Oxygen
Uranium
Phosphorus
Lanthanum
Yttrium
Flourine
Oxygen
Rhenium
Vanadium
Erbium

Which, once put in terms of their atomic symbols, becomes:

Y
O
U
P
La
Y
F
O
Re
V
Er

I beat the deadline, I can finally stop dreaming about this, stop dreaming about the cubes, about the unanswered question. I can sleep.

Monday, August 27, 2012

My Thoughts #2


I had to work an extra shift today, or else there'd be more up. Don't have much else to say about the journal itself, except it's pretty clear that Matt has a few screws lose.

I have noticed that I've started getting some hits, which is a pretty good motivator. Not sure what people are searching for that gets them here. Maybe creepy and rubik's cube. Anyway, I'm out for the night, going to try out my fake ID. If it doesn't work, who knows, maybe I'll type up some more of this junk for you guys out there.

September 28, 2011


Still coming up blank. I ended up counting the number of circles, maybe that will help to jog my thought processes while I sleep tonight.

#1 (Same as #6) - 89 in center – 2,8,18,9,2 in the rings
#2 (Same as #8) - 16 in center – 2,6 in the rings
#3 – 92 in center – 2,8,18,32,21,9,2 in the rings
#4 – 31 I center – 2,8,5 in the rings
#5 – 139 in center – 2,8,18,18,9,2 in the rings
#6 (Same as #1) - 89 in center – 2,8,18,9,2 in the rings
#7 – 19 in center – 2,7 in rings
#8 (Same as #2) – 16 in center – 2,6 in the rings
#9 – 186 in center - 2,8,18,32,13,2 in the rings
#10 - 51 in center – 2,8,11,2 in the rings
#11 – 167 in center – 2,8,18,30,8,2 in the rings

Yes, I counted them all. Took me most of the night, but I didn't really have any other options at this point. Maybe there's some kind of mathematical thing to this. It's not my strong suit, but I can't think of anything else at this point.

September 27, 2011


Okay, just have to calm down. I can do this. Okay. So, they're all different sizes, but they all have a bunch of small circles in the center, and a number of concentric circles going outward from that center.

Checking each of these rings, they all have a number of circles on them, which seems to be the same for all of them, except on the outermost of each. Something about that seems familiar.

Oh, and the first and the sixth drawings and the second and the eighth are two identical sets. There's some kind of pattern to this.

No more time tonight. I'll do some more work tomorrow. I can probably go to the library after I'm finished with classes, start checking out everything I can.

September 26, 2011


I don't even know where to start with this one. No letters, no numbers, just a series of drawings. Circles within circles with circles on the circles. I honestly have no idea what it's trying to convey. I think this might be the last one for me.

September 24, 2011


Finally got the translation to me. I was afraid I was going to miss the due date, then who

I don't really want to think about it. Fortunately, the translation was pretty good, and the puzzle pretty simple. It's one of those basic logic puzzles, and I just had to figure out which of the brothers had which color ball. Talking to the grad student, the language was all really simple, probably could have gotten someone in Russian 201 to handle it, but he didn't realize there was such a time limit.

I may have gotten a bit snippy with him. Doesn't matter. The puzzle is solved. I can get a good night's rest, finally.

September 20, 2011


Okay, I got someone to take care of it. A grad student took it up on a lark, hopefully he'll get back to me soon. I don't want to know what happens if I don't get it finished by Monday. It's not a huge project though. I'm going to not worry too much about it.

September 19, 2011


The new puzzle is going to be tricky. There's a few paragraphs of some script, which I think may be Russian. There's a few backwards “R”s and the like, but I don't know for sure. I can't read Russian, so I'm not sure what this guy expects me to do. I think I'll run by the Linguistics Department tomorrow, maybe they'll be able to help me out some.

There's also a grid at the bottom, with horizontal and vertical headers. No idea what they mean, since they're also in Russian. I'll have to get this thing translated, and fast. I don't know what will happen if I don't get it finished in time.

September 14, 2011


Turns out the first cypher was the key to unlocking the second. I took the puzzle down to the library and ran the sequence of letters through a variety of cyphers. I even tried the Al Bhed language, because I thought that might work. Turned out it was pretty easy, just a rot13 replacement. “Gravity's Rainbow.”

They had three copies in the library, all the same edition. Made figuring out the number sets fairly simple. Page-paragraph-line-word. “you Have accepted The Challenge of the Cube.” I wrote it down. I don't think I'll see the paper tomorrow. Monday should be more fun than all of my classes combined so far.

Still no sign of Kara. She was probably a bitch anyway.

My Thoughts #1


So, yeah, I couldn't sleep. This is the first chunk of stuff that I was able to get through. I'm pretty much going to do it like this, type up whatever I feel like, then put my comments in a different post.

Since my room-mate didn't seem fit to introduce himself, I'll let you know that his name is Matt, though he demanded he be called Matthias. That Kara had the right idea, though, Matt was a damn creeper. He was always after those puzzles, kept me up late a couple times, but I got a girlfriend before long, started crashing in her room, so I didn't let it bother me none.

Still, he's a pretty boring guy, no clue why he'd want to spend two hundred just to put this out on the internet. Maybe some other geeks will be able to get something from it. Whatever.

P.S. If you need to call me anything, call me Steve. I know it's right there on the side, but some people are dumb. =)

September 12, 2011


Classes remain boring, still no sign of Kara. If she's not at club Wednesday, I'll try to give her a ring, see what's up. Maybe she's found some other friends or something? That'd be pretty typical.

But more importantly, got the new puzzle. This one is a cypher from the looks of things, in two different sections. The top section was pretty strange, just two words that are pretty much gibberish: Tenivgl'f Envaobj, while the bottom section was a series of number sets, each one containing four different numbers. I'm going to run by the library tomorrow and see if I can't crack the code. It'd let me get away from my bore of a room-mate too, which always a plus.

September 7, 2011


Classes seem a bit easy. A few tests in each, a couple papers in some, with a whopping four in the required comp class. I should have plenty of free time this semester, that's for sure.

The puzzle disappeared just like the last one, still no explanation. I think one of the RAs is playing a prank on me, but whatever. I'll probably get one next Monday, it'll be cool to see what he comes up with next.

No sign of Kara, though. I've texted her a couple of times, but no go. I guess she has a busier course load than me. She didn't show up for anime club, though, and she had seemed real psyched for it last week. Maybe she's trying to avoid me? I don't really think so, though. I've been pretty smooth the whole time, and she seemed pretty into me.

September 5, 2011


Busy day, boring weekend. My room-mate finally moved in, big guy, but not much stuff. Seemed very relaxed, but not particularly interested in talking. I don't think he's particularly bright, but I guess not a whole lot of geniuses go to state school. It's not important though, since classes start tomorrow and I'll be able to keep myself busy. Plus, I'm sure he'll be too busy drinking. I did manage to have a conversation with him, making sure that he didn't bring anybody over without clearing it with me first. He seemed to understand the concept, thankfully.

Kara was moody again, I'm not sure what's up. We talked a couple times over the weekend, but didn't meet up or anything. I just hope that I can find some reason to hang out. I guess I'll have to go to the anime club, since we don't have any classes in common.

Most importantly, though, I got another puzzle. It was just a crossword, but had some pretty tough clues. The theme seemed to be seventeenth century political leaders, which was fine for America, but when it started going into Europe and a few Asian countries, I was completely out of my league. Google is your friend, though.

Neither I nor my room-mate saw anyone bring it by, it just showed up after I came back from lunch. Whoever is doing it must be pretty sneaky, I gotta say.

September 2, 2011


Okay, I don't think it's her parents. I was talking with her as her parents came to get her, she seemed pretty happy about the whole thing. She also said she was looking forward to seeing me Monday, and gave me her number! Maybe I'll see if she wants to get together sometime this weekend.

August 30, 2011


I didn't tell anyone about the puzzle. No one had any idea about the cube, why should they know about this one? Which made it pretty weird when I came back for the day and found the piece of paper missing. Maybe I threw it out last night?

I guess it doesn't really matter. One more week before classes start and this place becomes less of a ghost town. We started up doing organized activities, like races and competitions with the other orientation groups, and everyone can tell its starting to run a bit thin. I'm pretty sure the others are getting drunk at night, I can hear them partying and making tons of noise while I'm trying to sleep.

At least Kara is feeling better. Maybe there's something up with her parents? I probably shouldn't dig.

August 29, 2011


Kara went home for the weekend, and so did most of the people from my orientation group, not that I'd want to spend time with any of them anyway. So, I ended up just watching television and spending time online. Hooray. I can't wait for classes to start, then things will finally get exciting.

Time with the group today wasn't any better. Mostly just me and Kara talking, and she seems distracted all of the time. Not sure I'm getting anywhere with her.

On the other hand, when I came back to my dorm room, I found a sheet of paper slipped under my door. I flipped over and it was a Sudoku puzzle on the other side. Maybe from the guy who left the rubik's cube? I don't even know, I left the cube with my counselor, hadn't thought about it since. But this might be the start of something neat. I'm going to solve the puzzle, then go to bed.

August 26, 2011


Kara is single! We ended up spending most of today talking about anime. It's not really my thing, but I've watched a couple.

There was a club fair today, and I spotted Kara at the anime club today, so I was able to start up a conversation about that. Went really well. This is going to be a great semester.

Normal sort of stuff besides that. Cafeteria is terrible, obviously, but there's a few other places that aren't too bad. Off-brand kinda stuff. The clubs are pretty standard, pretty boring, might join up with the finance club, though. It's never too early to start looking for internships.

August 23, 2011


The counselor didn't know anything about the cube. Huh. Must have belonged to the last guy who lived in this dorm.

The rest of my group is pretty boring though. Bunch of jocks and frat-wannabes mostly. The girls too. One of the girls is pretty cute though, seems a little shy, but that's better than the others, always blabbing about something.

Her name is Kara, and I'm going to see if she's single. New school, might as well be a new me, right?

August 22, 2011


Moved into the dorm, looking forward to the challenges to come!

The campus isn't the greatest, but it's a lot cheaper than Harvard or Princeton, so I can't really complain too much. There's a lot of trees around, which is nice. My dorm is tiny though, and that's even without any sign from my room-mate. I'm sure he'll show up eventually, but I'll enjoy the privacy until then.

We've gotten assigned to groups with an orientation counselor, but we don't meet up until tomorrow. But I found a rubik's cube on my desk, I guess it's something they give to all of the new student, a little puzzle to challenge them, get their brains firing. Pretty cute idea, but I solved mine in ten minutes flat. I'll show it to my counselor tomorrow, see what he says.

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Explanation

So, I have this guy, he was my room-mate in college last year.  Kind of a weird kid, but whatever, it's not like we saw much of each other.  He was always off in the library studying or some shit.  I don't really care, but he runs into me a couple days ago, has this big old notebook in his hand, filled with writing in his perfect little handwriting, and he says to me, "I'm not going to school this year, I need you to put this on the internet for me."

And I'm like, "What the fuck for? That sounds like a big job."

And he's like, "It's important.  Here's two hundred dollars."

He tells me that I can put it up on blogger, people will find it who know what to do with it.  So that's my story.  I'll be keeping the commentary to a minimum.  I'll figure out some way to keep it seperate, but whatever.  It's late, I'm a little drunk, I'll get started tomorrow.

P.S. Just changed the template, like it better like this.  Makes it easier for me to read, at least.